Ego Speaking

16th February 2012

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50 hours and 30 minutes without sleep bitches

Someone please kill me now.

15th February 2012

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egospeaking said: All five of them. Im fairly sure three of which consist of “ummm. Umm. Well.”

purple-bones:

“I’m so fucking bored. I thought I would just call you and um and ah. So… ummm ahhhh um um ah.”

“You know I like this it is just like talking to myself except I don’t look crazy because I’m on the phone to you! But maybe I don’t talk to myself enough because I’m running out of things to say.”

“Hi hey hello how are you? Oh that’s good. Fantastic! Whoops sorry people were walking past.”

SO PERFECT

Umm thanks lovely :)
Ummm

Source: lilac-hour

15th February 2012

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What shampoo do strippers use?

It smells brilliant, and I have been searching for weeks. Have finally settled on Sunsilk, which is fuckmazing, but if anyone can confirm or deny this selection it would soothe my soul.

29th November 2011

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“Sometimes when I wake up in the early hours of the morning, and I see you, still asleep next to me, with the morning sun streaming across your face, I like to watch and smile, because I can see your mustache.”

My boyfriend is a charmer, that’s for sure. Lol

26th November 2011

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All moved in with the boyfriend.

Except for..like…my stuff. Cbf getting it out if the car.